yeah it’s very poorly worded. I almost feel like that was the intent. I wouldn’t have clicked on the link otherwise because it’s almost a “no duh?” moment.

Based on the headline, I thought you meant the writers of the original Jumanji movie.

“We do real news.”

I will never forgive the AVClub for not titling Lemmy’s obit, Lemmy Kilmister, Killed By Death.

we’ve spent the last few decades or so explaining to family members that they do joke news and we do real news.

This shit again? Don’t you people have anything else to write about?

Sum up? I don’t wanna give the Daily Mail clicks.

Did the author of this piece read the whole Sunday Times interview? Because it seems like any information quoted or paraphrased here is from the measly few sentences that fade out in the Times preview.

You have to click on the linked Sunday Times article, which you can’t read unless you are a Sunday Times subscriber, so no fucking clue. Maybe try a pop culture and entertainment news site that isn’t turning into absolute garbage.

Spacey just got Byrned.

The regular King Lear is also populated by morons.

“I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

*King Leer

Let’s not go crazy here

I would say “has become far more common than it ought to be.”

Universal Pictures and Illumination announced today Max, a once lauded and beloved Jack Russel terrier was euthanized by popular demand

According to the allegations, he didn’t masturbate in front of five women without their consent. One said no and he didn’t do it, one said yes because she was worried about what would happen if she said no. He masturbated in front of three women without consent (one was over the phone, but close enough.) So, let’s all…

Tig gave him the best opportunity any of these people have gotten. All he had to do was use it with honesty and grace and this would’ve blown over a lot faster and he would’ve been held up as actually brave and a demonstration of someone willing to own up to things and change.

OH WELL.

You know, Louie, if you had done this a few weeks (or months, or years) ago, it would have carried a lot more weight.

To quote Sarah Silverman: “They named it 300 because that’s how gay it is on a scale from one to ten.”