She’s banging some dude who asked her out.

Ok, I still think about this all the time and feel like an asshole. I know it isn’t as bad as a lot of other people’s stories, but it stands out to me because of how clearly upset my actions made another person.

For me, it’s always been Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa.

Just wait till the first absolute monarch in Britain in centuries King George VI knights him.

“Hey, now: we’re all friends here. No need to be so formal. You don’t need to call me sir. Just call me Sir.”

With this article I’m wondering if Trump knew they were going on vacation, thinking he could get his pot shots in just as they leave depriving them of the opportunity to reply on air in a timely fashion. And then, when they do get around to replying on air after the holiday, it’d be ancient history. What a shitty…

You know what films are real national treasures that should have gone on forever? National Treasure starring Nic Cage. Two just wasn’t enough.

Also, the Rock and Jason Statham should kiss.

So we know at least one juror thinks rape is okay.

As many have been saying, this is the problem with deregulation.

it works! i came up with Major Wedge :)

Unrelated, but I came up with a process of generating Gossip Girl names that I’m VERY proud of: for your first name, you pick the last name of a British prime minister and for your last name, you pick a salad. Thus: Blair Waldorf. (My Gossip Girl name would be Thatcher Cobb.)

I did some research on IMDB.

What do these movies/shows have in common?: Okja, The OA, Moonlight, Selma, The Normal Heart, Eat Pray Love,

Brad Pitt was an executive producer on all of them and he wasn’t in the cast.

Can you imagine Tom Cruise producing something and saying, “That’s OK, I don’t have to be the star.”

I…

You know, I don’t hate the idea of a Universal Dark Universe and bringing back these old titles that made them as a studio. I just wish that they really took advantage of the opportunity and made truly contemporary versions of these classics. Tap into the original themes and give them to directors who thrive on small…

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

Two things: One — WOO-HOO! Can we get his tax returns now? I doubt that even if obvious evidence of obstruction of justice is found and announced, as long as the Republicans continue to get goodies from him, they’ll never even try to impeach him. Work towards 2018, people!