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They have exactly one finger to give women.

“Texas’s growing pregnancy-related mortality rates disproportionately affect black women, who make up 11 percent of births, but 28 percent of pregnancy-related deaths in Texas.”

They should have done it as a direct sequel, with Dan Akroyd being an old professor at the shady college who is hiding from his Ghostbusters past. When he sees McCarthy and McKinnon’s characters independently duplicating their old work, he mentions it to Venkman who, still being a bit of a con artist, sells them all

it’s almost like victorian times sucked and people should stop romanticizing it

It’s funny that you mention that because I just started rewatching Battlestar Galactica lastnight (the newer-ish one) and my god I didn’t realize how much I missed that show.

Lisa: But dad, by that logic, i could say that this rock keeps tigers away!

It’s terrible that the United States has turned a blind eye towards human rights violations when we were supposed to be the stewards.

Trump doesn’t want to mess up his clothes by personally hiding in the bushes, so he pays people to do it for him.

One of the truly bizarre and unexpected things of Trump’s presidency so far has been how *many* damaging leaks there have been in such a short time from people in the White House. Not really even about Russia, there have been tons of articles based on White House sources about how Trump demands one-page maximum

Yes, the amount of leaks and their sensitivity IS alarming...

Or a great episode of Sunny. “The gang sells cheap drugs and used printer ink.”

, Cheap Drugs and Printer Ink is exactly what I’d name a Blur tribute band

Matt Rinaldi came up to us and made it a point to say, ‘I called (ICE) on all of them.’

I didn’t think Texas could get more Texas but here we are.

Don’t forgive the early voters; he was still a creationist who believes that dinosaurs died in the Noah’s Ark flood :/

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

ISIS would probably claim responsibility for me loudly passing gas in an elevator full of coworkers at this point.

ISIS broke my mother’s back!?!?