"There's more than one way to solicit the public for your business"

Remember, kids: Socialism is never cool.

Then don't watch them. How hard is that?

If you want to make the trade-off of paying more in order to avoid watching commercials, there's a way to do that. Buy the DVDs.

Ok, how's this: If they didn't show commercials, they'd have to charge more money to make up the difference. So every time you watch a commercial, just think of It as Hulu slipping a dollar into your pocket.

Clearly, we should choose all of our leaders based solely on personal appearance.

So, in 2009 you agreed with Obama that gay marriage was wrong because heterosexual marriage was a sacred union before God?

You mean like Obama and Hillary Clinton until, what, a few months ago?

If there's one thing that President Obama's presidency has taught me, it's that anyone who disagrees with Ted Cruz' ideas must secretly hate Hispanics.

I'm here for the Two Minutes Hate! I'm not late, am I?

Only "the connected" can go to California? Obviously, you've never been to California.

Curse you, Violent J! How dare you be prolific?

I can't stop listening to "The Neighbors Are Fighting" from the new album. Great song. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

What about til he's a-hundred-and-three?

European socialists think Russell Brand is a major intellectual?

Plenty of blame to go around:

More than "pretty good". He's widely understood to have saved more lives by direct executive action than any other president, including 5 million African children. In 2010 alone, 600,000 pregnant mothers received treatment funded by Bush (as part of PEPFAR) so their newborn children would not be infected.

Good thing the minorities in this country have you white saviors to protect them from those other white saviors.

I had that picture disc. I'm surprised there was any vinyl release at all—this was 1993, after all.

Sorry, one more. These are fantastic, amazing songs.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…