He was phenomenal in Community.

Also, so undeangnified!

Poor Jim Rash. It was one thing to be confused for Moby back when he was just a has-been electronic music maker. But now that’s he’a public pariah who doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut? That’s just undeanlievable.

They are so dumb. How is AOC an enemy of freedom? What has she done to impede on anyone’s freedom? What the fuck is wrong with everyone?

So, Lamar Odom. Okay. Don’t really know a thing about the man, but about how many people can it be said, “Had to be airlifted after being found face-down at the end of a four-day brothel-bender, but- he was just too damn big for the helicopter, so they had to send him in an ambulance instead.” (https://www.tmz.com/2015…

Joannie, baby! Have they put you on staff? Yours is the deliciously venomous quill Dirt Bag needs. Brava.

As the son of an avid fisherman, who was married to a woman who couldn’t stand fishing, I’ve seen both of those smiles before. And if my knowledge is any guide, Don as of this photo is about T-30 minutes on having to get to a place with no mosquitos and air conditioning, or buying at least a necklace or something.

Can’t wait for the day when I see an Instagram posting of a huge fish  holding DJTJ by his lip with his mouth limply hanging open.

Sort of unrelated to the actual item, but I think the only thing keeping Rob Lowe from being a James-Woods-level asshole is...the fact that he’s very stupid.

Thank you! I was so excited to break out one of my summer colors for this very special occasion!

Please tell me that Stink-Eye Myles is his full, Christian name.

Wow! you’re fine, though, just a lot of fiber for you! And with that amount of popcorn, the end sceen of Real Genius (Val Kilmer - 80's movie), came to mind:

I’m at my cousin’s wedding having the time of my life! I hope everyone’s weekend is going similarly awesome!!!

In honor of the layers of editors that “She don’t need no man-aconda” pun went through to get published, here’s one of my own that no one approved:

Oh, I am going full “MA’AM” on them come tuesday morning.  It will not be merciful.

I met a super geeky, super shy, super HOT dude when I was 18. We hooked up after a beach party, but after we’d boned he started CRYING. Turns out, he was also super RELIGIOUS. I wasn’t just the first girl he’d had sex with, I was the first girl he kissed. We saw each other off and on all summer, thankfully with no…

What I thought was my “getting my last fling out of my system before i marry my summer fling for the past 10 years” ended up sharing a mortgage with me, a kid, and is now out getting us pizza for the night.

I was just out of a serious & heavy relationship and was looking for fun sexy times. I met a guy, older than me, an artist, and we spent maybe 6 weeks hanging out. He painted me like his french girls even. It was the perfect, rom-com, white lady comes into her life again moment and I was loving it.

Now what’s wrong with that. Sleeping with anyone is no big deal at all. I slept with my sister just the other day. Very relaxing nap. Sex though, now that is what can ruin things.

You weren’t rude. I just thought I wasn’t being clear.