It reminded me of the prayer scene from Talladega Nights, I expected her to say “8lb, 6oz baby Jesus”

Dad?

Me and my 26 year old son yesterday:

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

This is like one long, funny reminder to get a vasectomy.

Ok, digression on Radiohead for a second: I was a mopey kid at the time when they were released and my take is suspect, but the run from The Bends in ‘95 to Amnesiac in ‘01 was epic. Four albums in a row and almost no filler/skippable tracks. Not everything was a single, but none of it was meh.

Bondeige

I grew up just up the road from a Kingdom Hall and knew a lot of JW kids growing up. I have no problem believing that they have been covering up sexual abuse for decades and decades. Spousal abuse, too. 

His sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever DNA he has.

I was born white, male, and middle class?

Traumatic nipple hair moment: I have them. I thought everyone did? At a college job guys were talking about gross moments in sex and one guy was like “Oh once I slept with this girl who had nipple hairs!” and the other two guys were like “oh gross!” and made gagging noises. He said something like “So fucking gross”…

c U later...

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, who can say, really, both sides have very good points”

Counterpoint:

Counterpoint: Ranch dressing is an unholy alliance of mayonnaise and buttermilk, two vile, noxious emulsions that when combined with some dried onion powder and spices, obliterates the flavor and texture of any food it comes in contact with. It’s American culture distilled into one abhorrent condiment. 

*sips turnip wine* No one listen to Ivars when he say Melania might be least rotten potato. See, when you grow up with only potato for friend or food, like Melania, you know when is time to play game and when is time to eat. Jared and Ivanka, they have many potato, so they play with food. Is fuck cluster.

Agree that Harvey is pretty boring, she needs to get with the warlock stat.

Someone explain the title of this show to me. When (what/who) calls the heart? It seems so incomplete.

I keep thinking back to the South Park episode where Kyle asks Tolken what he loves about rhe Honey BooBoo scenario and how it’s exploitive. He also asks “but what if it were a little black girl?” Tolken answers “But she isn’t. She’s white”.

“I don’t want you to get sticked or nothing.”