Noted drunk asshole Orson Welle’s burns are downright PRESCIENT.

Oh, my god. You GENIUS. Young hustler Brad Pitt turned old hustler Brad Pitt? With the exact same dialogue, only delivered in a terrible, nicotine-tattered voice? Same mannerisms? A look of self-loathing in the mirror, right before he launches into the hair dryer/robbery tutorial? He’s just so tired of drifting and gri…

Trump couldn’t pick Tiffany out of a crowd.

he’s been the face of this cologne for well over a year. why are people just getting upset now? I’ve had to stare at this fucker’s face at bus stops for months. it looks like an advertisement for whiskey sweats and domestic abuse. 

I will add to the Playlist on my phone labeled “Camptown”

She also danced in that Spike Jonze video that Taylor Swift ripped off, choreography-wise:

This is going to sound horrible but corn teeth. Like those tiny teeth and a whole lot of gum? I can handle not so straight teeth if they look healthy (my husband had crooked teeth but I was distracted by his abs and that stupid V that leads right to the crotch), but if he had had corn teeth I would have noped out. 

Dumped a guy over his heavy Boston accent. I just couldn’t handle the way he would talk during sex, saying “Oh my gawd, ya tits are ahwsome!”. It was like banging Ted.

My pal disappeared on the west coast, now i know what happened.

IAMJACKSBROKENSENSEOFIRONY

I realize this comment does not contribute to the discussion and I acknowledge that...but...

Steve King just admitted his family tree looks like a wreath. 

Never

I would very happily take the middle seat between your dog and kristinbytes’.  Best.  Flight. EVER.

Be best, Dave.

1/10 troll, no coherency, not clever, illegible.

Hi!

My pit bull type dog wants to know why we can’t just buy her a seat on the plane. She wears a seat belt in the car so buckling up won’t be an issue. I’ll give her the window seat so she won’t have to sit next to you.

That ‘other lady’ is Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s one time girlfriend, occasional pilot & alleged procurer of underage girls.