I work for HD in Canada and kind of hate this stereotype :( I work in one dept but for some reason every. single. customer. expects me to know EVERYTHING about all the other depts and gets mad when I don’t. Bruh, I took this job because I needed to pay my bills, not because I *want* to wear an apron in the shade of…

imo Leslie should come back as a recurring guest judge

omg are u me

omg

omg LOL

my first kiss was in grade 7 or 8 with my years-long crush Dave

I am not looking forward to watching any scenes featuring 🍒🥧 (will prob just fast fwd) and lurking her insta (which features tons of beefy shirtless guys) made me feel queasy

thats very kind of you!!! nightcrew is also very much respected at my store. and I will hopefully hear back next week if I get a new job, I need it for my sanity lol

omg lol I currently work for this company and I wanna shoot myself every damn day on the job

19th bday (in BC, Canada the legal drinking age)

im canadian so whenever i see the word Wawa i assume it’s our national pride and joy, the Wawa Goose

that time last yr when, after having been dumped whilst on a cruise with my now-ex’s family in Mexico, we were at LAX waiting to go home and saw famous “comedian” Chris D‘elia sitting in the waiting area and glaring at anyone who dared look @ him

Holy Fuck what a poor excuse for a mother. your poor mom!!!

wow I haven’t been made this uncomfortable by a seemingly innocuous comment in a while

just piping in 2 say that I’ve had pure white hairs since I was 21 (my hair is such a dark brown most ppl think its black at first and I was real self conscious abt my white hair/I love to pluck hairs so I plucked em all out of my head when I found em)

I procured the most amazing holographic houndstooth coat a week ago - it is literally my favourite possession (other than doggo) bc I’m all about that ~high visibility~

i got thrown thru a loop when I got to assistant coach Guy Fieri”

I’ve never been a fan of valentines but I should mention what happened today for shits and giggles

from my understanding, Lavery wouldnt understand the “alternative treatment” (which is sending a pedophile on overnight trips with kids.....) because they and their partner are trans..... I wouldnt be surprised if Ortberg just discounts everything Lavery says “because trans”