I was totally crazy for this boy my senior year, and he ghosted me. He left a note on my car after coming to see my dance recital saying I did a great job and he would call me later...then, radio silence. (In retrospect, I realize that making a guy sit through a dance recital might be enough to kill any romance.)

Junior year. I’d had to move states and thus schools in the dead middle of the year, and it was hell. However, new school had this CUTE boy. M. I crush hard, and look for any reason to be near him or talk to him. One day, we carry something large (can’t remember what) to the auditorium. We walk on to the empty stage…

Junior year of High School. My boyfriend asks if I would mind not going to the prom. He’s been to it before, it’s boring, and costs a lot of money that he doesn’t have. I tell him of course not, I don’t care about stuff like that.

During the first two weeks of 7th grade I dated the “mysterious new kid” at school. He dumped me because I told him he looked like Doogie Houser, MD (he did). He had an obscenely large house for our small town. I know now that’s because his dad is the co-founder of one of the largest for profit prisons in the country.…

Roughly around the start of Grade 7, my prior group of girlfriends formed a hive mind and baby me was no longer welcome. Making the best of it, I made some new friends, including the boy who’d just moved to my town. New group and I have an okay time, lots of laughs, and new boy Taylor is funny. Great. Spring rolls…

I’m fifteen and it’s the early nineties. I am goth and hanging out at the goth place with all the other goths. I walk into a coffee shop and see a girl I know who is always very dressed up but tonight she is wearing overalls and crying into her cafe latte—let’s call her Ava. I ask a mutual acquaintance if Ava is…

The fact that the two leaders that Trump feels closest to are Putin and Kim Jong Un shows how unstable he truly is. Because those two know to feed his megalomania he considers them to be allies no matter what evidence to the contrary there is. When leaders of countries that are actual allies disagree with him they are…

Nonsense, Donnie! That’s just Marlon Bundo!

That was a bold choice on his part, to just imitate Kris Kristofferson.

Well, so is that guy’s plastic surgeon.

Er, isn’t it the emir of Kuwait?

better book that ticket for two, binch, ‘cause I’m there with you

Was that what this gentleman’s face looked like before or after being poisoned?

I came here to say just that...

She sounds like Mira Sorvino in “Romy & Michelle”.....

I feel as though 145k is not nearly enough. It’s a paltry sum for hawking bullshit. In fact, one might even call it Paltr-ow-y.

If Kavanaugh is so great why didn’t he get it before Gorusch? Kavanaugh is a fucking weak chinned, pasty white altar humping choir boy.  This fucker disagrees with separation of church & state and sure as hell gonna put women’s wombs under male oversight.  This fucker turns my stomach just looking at that milquetoast…

Oh Mike, we all yearn for a more respectful time, but the problem is I want a time where all people are respected, and you want a time where women and black people weren’t so upity.

This is a nice reminder to never let some tool derail a convo surrounding #metoo with the bullshit about the man’s career. Not even a full year in time out and he’s getting standing o’s.