Gotta say, my dude, this is not your best work. You couldn’t even come up with a nickname or a deprecating adjective? Weak.

when I know somebody there’s nothing you can tell me about them

I think Minaj is talented though her output is uneven, but she’s beyond problematic at this point. She supported her pedophile brother, made a song with another pedophile, and has now has had two exes (Safaree and Meek Mill) claim she was abusive during their relationships. But, uh, her verse on Monster was really good…

En garde! (Courtesy of Michael Avenatti):

and shivering.

Somewhere, the ghost of an ostrich is laughing its ass off.

I try not to comment on people’s appearance, but she does kind of look like she’s gonna start making guttural demands for sugar water.

Reading this made my taint wince. I didn’t know that was possible but the uneasy feeling I got down there can not be understated. 

Fell off a bathroom counter when I was 10 because I was trying to see what my asshole looked like. 

Really wish someone would ask him about his hairline, because the transformation is impressive:

“smelly heavyweight monster”

2018 is the year The Funk returned.

“campaign sister”

just giving her everything I ever wanted to say... I idolized her, I worshipped her, and I felt like it was so disrespectful… How could you say that to someone who’s just, like, obsessed with you? 

This is what you tweet a few days after you call another black woman a dog to ‘cover your tracks’.

Steve Bannon Is Back In the Movie Biz, Baby

You can tell he’s INCREDIBLY scared! The more tweets— the more fear. You can set your watch by it. And this is a diarrhetic streeeeeam of ‘em.

My money's on Dennis Leary to portray Kellyanne.