His face instantly reminded me of the Drew Magary picture that shows up on Deadspin:

I can smell the Drakkar Noir through my monitor.

His face looks so off. It’s almost like his nose is secret black hole that is sucking the rest of his features towards the center of his face. 4/10 Pass.

Wait. Hold up. Do you truly not know who Miss Piggy is? 

no law against perving from your own home

hi all

After seeing this tweet, I can never look at his face and not laugh.

Looks like this one is of the choad variety.

Ha so glad I cancelled my date tonight.  I’d rather watch this with my cat. 

Did someone say Secret Ceremony?

If they called it the Ryan Seaquest, I might forgive them this one yacht.

It’s a star, so they should let him do it.

investigation found out that the allegations were either false or hyperbole?

He seriously gives me a Robert Z’Dar vibe with that chin.

“Instead, he will have to scrape by on health insurance coverage that his own party is trying to decimate.”

I pass by that building almost every day, and I still involuntarily sing this song in my head every time. I hate my stupid brain.

At least he didn’t put his bum on the Swedish.

This article explains why Trumpers still support him. The money quote is “...when intolerant white people fear democracy may benefit marginalised people, they abandon their commitment to democracy.”

So we now find out that it was indeed the unverified and Fake Dirty Dossier, that was paid for by Crooked Hillary Clinton and the DNC, that was knowingly & falsely submitted to FISA and which was responsible for starting the totally conflicted and discredited Mueller Witch Hunt!