my bf puts the maple syrup in the fridge and it drives me fuckin NUTTY when i go to make pancakes and have to use cold syrup!!
utilitybinch
utilitybinch
“Speaking of love, 73-year-old “American Pie” singer Don McLean is dating 24-year-old model Paris Dylan. Coincidentally, they are currently in Paris.”
he loves spelling it “Country” so he can really place emphasis on that first syllable!
o great another female role model i can knock off the list.... 😭 godDAMNIT, Ripley!!!
a man who knows he ain't got much going for him at the moment
thank you for this comment! it was a bright patch in my shitty day!
“a real level of reality”
wet sand!! i vote wet sand!!
this happened to a friend of mine!! she was posted on thedirty after sticking up for a gf online! it was fucked
GOD i love/hate pete, the scumbag!
had 2 google
lmfao my thoughts exactly
i have NEVER, in my WHOLE CAREER of creeping and posting on this site, read such an accurate comment. brava, encore, etc etc
just wanna show everyone our new lil buddy, hammy (you know, like the famous Torontonian, hammy the hamster)
am i your friend in the future?? bc damn i have a very similar story from mid 2000s in which i was the poor sap in love with a gay man LOL
what a fucking pretentious mid 2000s ASSHOOOOOOLE
his stupid smug goddamn FACE in that photo tho
BRAVA
oh he mad LOL