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yours is so cute! 

tripping on his pants and knocking himself out cold on some dumb gilded gold shit when he finds out Mueller is down the hallway

starred bc same, i have had some pretty intense moments in the last couple years when i just feel the need to wail like some banshee and i think it’s just from waking up every day and remembering he is where he is (i have done a pretty good job of not hearing his voice since nomination tho) 

wtf, he is so red, is he just flustered because children are outdoing him or did he overtan that morning

anyone older than a preteen who says “tummy” makes me want to fucking scream

tupak... lol sorry, had to point that out

what in the EVER LOVING FUCK did i just watch

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER 

can i just say.... “it made my taint wince” is going to be added to ANY and ALL public conversations i have

lol will never not star this gif 💘IT show forever💘

YES

she looks like Coulter after being immersed in a rehydration chamber for a month

i just straight up CACKLED in my workplace at “yours truly, Comment Brother”

i think he ahs, but only because “she worked for him” and he only cares about her death because of that reason. because she “worked for him”. that disgusting fucking bloviated ASSHOLE

sorry Pearl but it’s hella selfish and naive of you to think out of ALL THE CONTESTANTS who have ever been on the show... you will be the one that rupaul befriends irl??? she acted like a starstruck fan and that shit is not cute, especially when you are talking to your BOSS

there is only one appropriate reaction to this news

yeah but you KNOW lena would have forced him into taking her last name for feminism points so imo it would have been Carrot Dunham 

i don't know what would be worse, “Rebecca (Becky)“ or just” Becky”

it's VERY that

that would be a cellist ;)