I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

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Does periodically high-fiving each other while yelling “nailing it!” count as a performance review?

Unfortunately he tried to force himself onto a town that wanted nothing to do with him.

omfg women get so pissy when male chauvinist politicians want to make life or death decisions for them.

Not just you.

Definitely! It struggled with all kinds of weird lighting and wardrobe problems until the third season. Deanna’s was so much better once it settled down.

Bad news for . . . the people who love them

Of course he is.

I totally don’t get it and someone needs to explain it to me so that I stop feeling like an idiot.

Also, I spent this whole article v sad that Meg Ryan and Antonio Banderas apparently broke up? Then I remembered Melanie Griffith and Meg Ryan are two different people.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

For maximum edge, I would have gone with sickle cell rather than diabetes, but otherwise, I loved the article.

I’ve heard of getting in touch with your roots, but this is ridiculous.

Why is this?

Me right now