who’s getting wet?

they do, unfortunately. it’s beyond explanation.

1. Good use of Jewel lyrics to tell the story.

she has a wonderful new cooking show where she cooks for all sorts of situations that make me want to die like “my grown kids are coming over for our weekly board game night.” then she makes kale chips.

he's a disc jockey.

do the pretzel bites come with a dip? god I hope so. maybe something with cream cheese. fuck the smoothie.

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philistine! Beyoncé is not overly choreographed.