Intriguing; bookmarked for later reading, so as not to influence the game. The game. THE GAME… *eye twitch, ad infinitum*

To take us to around 19.98k (ahem), a simple game: One quote (or approximation thereof) from each episode to summarise that episode (with matching/relevant fishstick, if you like). Me first!

42,000

In theory, that should only fill about 10 lines — in practice, though, it'll probably be 50 or so chaotic posts. Fun-chaotic though, so I endorse it.

Those are the big three, that's how they call 'em.

Any Brits around with an opinion on Costa? Feel like I'm missing out on the great Starbucks/Tim Horton's/Dunkin' Donuts kerfuffle.

Maybe don't abbreviate Valentine's Day that way in this context.

I'd still say blaze o' glory. Maybe it's because TV here in Great Brittain gives you closure, but I don't know why one would opt for quantity over quality.

You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman.

Give it a rest, Britta. Ugh.

I'm another Parks & Rec reference. Whether April's mispronunciation of 'usted' is more or less obscure than @avclub-09a0aabb73e345f3b2ad865bc4fc1b28:disqus, I will leave up to the commentariat.

Have you not seen Dan Harmon's original cut of "Football, Feminism and You"? More truth to this theory than you may know…

42/50

It's going to be a maze.

LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE LOU-EE!

Paradigms?

"Annie and Troy and Jeff are representative of Sister-Youngest Brother- Eldest Brother relationship."

So how about a thing that isn't Armond White singing, huh? In the spirit of the exams I recently bullshat my way through:

Abed/Special Agent Robin Vohlers. She'll be back, right?

So in lieu of a new episode of Parks & Rec to watch quasi-legally tomorrow, I elected to throw a couple of episodes at my folks and see what stuck. After "The Camel" and "Hunting Trip" my dad's on board despite thinking it inferior to Arrested Development (what isn't?), while my mum reckons she needs time to warm up…