"A season-saver? "Carolina came into its game against the Saints with a 10-4 record.

Not usually a big sketch comedy guy, but I'll totally sit through an episode of Key and Peele if I stumble into it.

Ah, if only Chris Kluwe were alive to see what joy a kicker can bring to people.

Or Legolas?

I love Mike Mayock. Always does a good job explaining the intricacies of each position, and can show the viewers what was truly impressive that we all may have missed.

Yeah, but does he look good?

Tucker: Can I kick it?

The second-greatest game winning kick in NFL history. The Lions were the victims of both.

What a shitty Dez impression, about a minute too late.

Tell me more about how cool people should act please.

I looked, there weren't as many as I was hoping. Here's Reggie Bush getting existential, though.

Justin Tucker speaks five languages, has hit 33 field goals in a row, just kept his team's season alive with a game-winning 61 yarder on the road (a career high), hit six field goals in a game (a Raven record), and then congratulated all fantasy teams who own him (as I made the championship with him outscoring Calvin)…

Omg!!! I know!!! it ain't cold blooded at all to play Russian roulette with somebody's life, like by stalkin them (and probably scaring the shot out of them) then grabbing a deadly weapon to confront them after stalking them I mean George probably thought trayvon was gonna invite him to tie him up and take him to the…

At the risk of overexplaining an underexplained list, Saban has driven more sports narratives in 2013 than nearly anyone else. He started the year by winning the BCS championship, his existence alone prompted a huge shift in how ESPN and others covered college football, and the predominating phrases people will…

By my count, Tom, that's 14 people, a bear, two robots, a badger, and a football.

Except he's not. The Skins aren't a private business that exists in a vacuum (just ask the taxpayers of Maryland who helped pay for their stadium), they are 1/32nd of the business called the NFL (an argument the NFL has made when it suits them for legal purposes). So if the rest of the league thinks the name is…