I really don’t understand soda. It’s nowhere near as refreshing or thirst quenching as water, it’s not even close to being as delicious as a smoothie or milkshake, it doesn’t go good with desserts, it doesn’t get you drunk. Why does anyone drink it?

This makes perfect sense as nacho cheese is the grossest ‘food’ ever invented.

He really is. Maybe even the greatest.

Plot twist - turns out the partnership led to the discovery of a new method of reverse aging the whiskey 87 years, for a fine mash.

I can’t find the setting.

My guess is he said “or dink my own pee,” which would confuse the sentence.

Eh... ‘Demon Buddy’ is okay, but ‘Big Pineapple’ would be ‘Demon Buddy.’

By far the most upsetting answer is Deep Blue Sea.

Wow, started 6 years ago and already acquired as rare a system as exists. That was... easy. Except missing that gold nunchuck has probably left him with an anxiety disorder.

“This month, Nintendo will add the fondly-remembered classics Blaster Master and Zelda II: The Adventures of Link.”

This continues to be one of the all-time greatest things that’s ever been done.

Don’t see it mentioned anywhere in the article or top comments, and this is not a cure-all, but regular exercise is a good first step toward alleviating depression and boosting self-esteem.

This is shocking! I can’t believe the percentage is that low.

Reuben egg rolls? Detroit?! You’re not looking at the big picture!

For a better ~$5 sub, Jimmy John’s is the place.

There are about half a dozen sub places in my driving vicinity, and Jersey Mike’s is delicious, but it is by far the most expensive option. As of this writing, DiBella’s offers a much better quality to price ratio.

Counterpoint - Subway’s meatball sub is the worst, and I love meatball subs.

Are you seriously blaming the guy who fell? Why in the hell would a museum install an eight-foot deep hole with no barrier? It’s no longer art at that point - it’s just a hole! No doubt the guy’s assumption, which makes total sense, was that the installation was shallow and made to appear like a deep hole. At least…

Chalk up another win for Frasier.

I love that Keen was the game of choice.