HEY KLUWE, THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS BAD PUNTING OPINIONS.

If only every party in this story is equipped with AR 15s, there will be much less damage and casualty.

I am legitimately angry that the refs put 0.1 back on the clock. It ruined the moment for Notre Dame and it extended the agony for Mississippi State. Not a single person on the court wanted to play out that final tenth of a second.

He just goes dugout to dugout, so kind of.

The complete list of times when it’s appropriate for a white person to use the N-Word:

Hell he didn’t even use a hard R.

The hard “r” is irrelevant as it is derived from dialect and was not a purposefully created distinction. It’s also a lame excuse that people use to justify the use of a word that shouldn’t be using in the first place.

“honkie” and “cracker” do not have a legacy of historic oppression attached to them.

“fuck” is just a…

His apology was sincere at least. He said “I put spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone, and I blamed my wife for it and hit her. For that I’m sorry.”

the PA announcer invited the fans who were already in the arena to come down to the seats in front and have “a non-alcoholic beverage and a snack, courtesy of the Sacramento Kings.”

It’s almost like the entire idea of America is anathema to Kings.

I was angry about ‘The Killing’. First season, lots of hype, I buy in, like the moody Vancouver/Seattle setting, but every episode they’d lead you down a garden path, that this guy must be the killer, and by the end they show you, no, it couldn’t have been, but now how about this guy?, as the episode closes. The next…

Whoa whoa whoa there, Jazzy! Slow down. What kind of peas? Field peas? Snow peas? Snap peas? Garden peas? Chickpeas?

“Toilet Beef!”

Ironically, a person making positive impact in the civil rights conversation has a little more SEO value than a dipshit drug addicted who’s almost the picture of white privilege. Go fucking figure.

But thanks for reinforcing the reality that the league is actively against Kaepernick because of his social justice…

And why the hell isn’t this website crying about Tebow getting booted for believing in god,

If you liked Broadchurch, try Happy Valley. Helluva strong/fully-realized female lead, amongst it’s other strengths.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Eh, it’s free and I’ve enjoyed the few rounds I played. Reminds me of when they made a functional Bad Company 2 FPS for mobile back in the day.

The CBA tournament just has an 8.

Honestly, even after 3 matches opponents started feeling much “livelier” on the whole. I’m not even mad about this as a concept, though it would be nice if it were stated outright.