Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

Yeah, the NL MVP with the massive no-trade contract should take what he can get.

lol, christ dude.

Come on, the Cards are actually better than the Yankees when you count honor, tradition, and playing the right way. Tell us how.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

A guy who blew up any potential sneaker contract for the one son who’s actually made it to the NBA by demanding a lifetime billion-dollar contract covering all three sons is overplaying his hand? You don’t say.

It appears that the Lakers are giving Lonzo $33M over 4yrs to do just that.

Well, that’s the thing. He’s 16 years old, he’s not ready to play in a legit top European league against grown ass men. Sure maybe he can play in some lower league like the Philippines, but that’s worse than elite American HS competition.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

That’s sure to leave a bad taste in Monmouth.

Will John Fox be able to pass Marc Trestman’s win total as Bears HC? He’s still one win behind Trestman and Fox has had almost an entire extra season at this point. They still get to play the Browns but that doesn’t seem like a sure thing at this point.

Is Roberto Aguayo still available?

Rodrigo Blankenship is a pretty sick name.

I actually disagree. I took this as a tacit acknowledgement that in describing some of Trump’s supporters as deplorable, HRC was correct.

Why wouldn’t Eli play? Geno Smith is terrible. Let Eli have another start or two in front of the home crowd - effectively an apology from the brass for how this was all handled - and then give Webb a game or two at the very end to get a look at him in game action. Am I so blinded by my affection for Eli that I am…

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

Most of them are dead, so all we have are our memories.

Hi- starred member of original commentariat here. Get me out of these grays I have fallen into and it’ll be fun.

We get it, you’re white