Real question: Other than something that either causes no damage or like, the tiniest of scuffs, how does one determine if an accident caused less than $1000 in damage at the time of the accident? Most cars nowadays if they need any kind of body work or paint, you can hit $1000 no problem. It’s not like the old days…

Uh, no. No they have not. Public university and all.

Billy has never played or watched soccer. He re writes thins he finds on SB Nation and ESPN FC.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

I generally DGAF about celebrity/athlete deaths, because I am a cold dead robot, but I kept refreshing the page to see if this was some kind of stupid cruel joke—something I didn’t even do for Michael Jackson or Prince or Tom Petty or etc.

He’ll lead the league in steals, is what I’m saying.

And the always come right back to you.

Spoilers: Germany loses WW2!
Spoilers: Bullets hurt you!
Spoilers: People died in WW2!

It’s a war game. People die.

it’s a name that embiggens my baseball fandom

Stump Merrill, the manager of those Yankees, is a very cromulent baseball nickname.

That is one of the most incredible things i have ever seen.

I think it’s the opposite of what you are saying. He has been mostly good with a couple years of atrocious 25+ int seasons. Overall an average of 3900 yds, 26 td, and 17 int. I understand why that would likely be frustrating for NY Giants fans to watch, but how many teams have had that good of QB play over the course…

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

I’m fine with this being a felony, ticky tack as it appears. But I would also suggest disciplining the cop for his disproportionate response. People are saying he eliminated the threat as if he was ever in any danger. He was not. Her pinky knuckle may have brushed against his head.

Why? Is he supposed to be hit repeatedly without stopping it.

lol i can tell you’re a big tough person sorry for my comment about how four dudes [EDIT: three + 1 woman my bad] holding one woman shouldn’t punch her, i can tell i’m not tough enough

I am a veteran and the players in the NFL can do backflips during the anthem for all I care. Good on ‘em.

What the words are or why it was written doesn’t change the fact that it’s not a fucking military anthem. It’s called the National Anthem for a reason. Only credulous dullards believe it somehow stands MORE for service members than civilians citizens.

Except, what he is doing bears absolutely no resemblance to the peaceful (and respectful, mind you) protests engaged in by the players in the hopes of drawing attention to very real issues.