He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

"I saw one older English guy being punched by about three Lille hooligans. His face was bleeding badly."

Pre-Eagle Colorado Kobe: All day I dream about sodomy.

If rape culture and sneaker sales were really that intertwined, wouldn't Vans have more cross-over appeal?

Really great piece, Kyle. +1.

But were they burned by their sources? It seems to me the sources told them the truth and the NFL is covering up.

It might be the closest Chris gets now to playing with a Jennings.

He was defending first for the Tampa Bay Rays

Crowd: "Balfour!"

Rob Ryan: [Walks up to weary traveler]

Sounds like they have intimacy problems. I wonder how many times she actually VLOOKUPs at him when they are doing it.

Fan 1: Dude... you have to see this.
Fan 2: What? [Watches over shoulder] Oh, this. Yeah, I heard this was coming today.
Fan 1 and Fan 2: [Watching screen]
Fan 1: [Giggles] Waitwaitwait, watch this part.
Fan 2: Oh, God. That is so true.
Fan 1: Right? That is so dead-on. Absolutely dead-on, right?
Fan 2: I'd say so... oh,…

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

You're right, bro. Life's all about crushing pu22y!

The Oriole is giving a thumbs up, but it's just a ruse. He actually looks like he's dealing with some serious shit right now.

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

At least they don't need to redesign the logo

Now, I'm in no way a LeBron supporter (can't stand the guy), but you have the chance to compare a news anchor [accused of rape] to a great basketball player [accused of rape] and you don't pick Kobe??

Ah yes. Dreadful business, that.

Well, then tell your parents to stop going to these things, and get on with it.