Basic science tells you that anytime the Tide rolls out, eventually it must roll back in.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

I knew those British royals had some funny family names, but Hologram seems a bit much.

Grayson Allen seems just the kind of player that would be so pouty at not being the focal point of the offense that he would refuse to take shots in the flow of the offense and defer to passing as a kind of “woe is me” type gesture. I hate Duke as much as your next red-blooded American, but there is no reason he only…

Are we just not gonna talk about that create-a-character’s face?

Fantasy football? Why not real football? At that kid’s age, I was already becoming an expert in practicing to push the pocket in my room.

Jared Dudley.

Oh fuck off, guy.

I’ll stick to my lifetime subscription of Now! That’s What I Call Music, thankyouverymuch.

I don’t really know, but I like to think that at least Vlad was clean - with his lanky figure (e.g., doesn’t look like a cartoon of Paul Bunyan like Thome), violent ass swing motion, and the brass balls to golf fastballs that should be in the dirt into the seats? I can handle the rest, but not him, dammit!

“They’re often cranky or self-righteous or defensive, and yet they can be weirdly charming”

One of Jason Molina’s best, before drinking himself to death at 39.

That’s good to hear. That show is very underrated.

Makes me pine for the days when the biggest NCAA/college scandal surrounding a game like this was Maurice Clarett.

“being pushed against a wall and asked to perform oral sex on a coworker”

I just hope the Brewers don’t also get Arrieta because I can see him being the type of guy who never quite recaptures his best stuff *except when playing against the Cubs.

Yeah that must be fucking awful for you, having to remember your two Super Bowl wins from the last decade

Yeah I was reading this entire thread like, “damn at least the bands these guys like make SENSE for dad rock.” My 11 month year old boy is not far from realizing just how soft his Dad really is. GET READY FOR THIS playlist featuring Marty Robbins, The Walkmen, and Gangstarr!

I know that Turnover Chain LOOKS heavy, but damn...

Yeah, I don’t come for the speed, athleticism, or competitive aggression of two guys meeting at the rim. I’m here for the HUSTLE PLAYS. I’ll fucking cream my jeans watching two guys wrap up a gritty jump ball.