....Kickception

At my alma mater, it always felt like the real gatekeepers were the people scanning tickets to get into the stadium (pun not intended) in terms of policing drunk folks. I was refused entry to the last home game of my senior year because I probably was wobbling around or slurring my words. He was very nice, just a…

Joke’s on you, Gould. This loss guarantees the Bears a better draft pick and I know John Fox and Ryan Pace will draft a way sicker kicker with that high first rounder.

Stanton is a monster but your comment that bringing him to St. Louis would make them a World Series contender in 2018 is just the laser-hot insane goodness I need to power through this Monday afternoon.

I think I got the Black Lung, pop...

I think I got the Black Lung, pop...

Smartest basketball player alive, you say?

No offense to you fine people, but that linked 2012 story makes me nostalgic for the commentariat of old.

What if the patient just happens to be a fan of this siccccckkk Ohio band?

Any time someone talks about a Hot Stove, somewhere, Pablo Sandoval stands over one inhaling a chili dog.

We get it, you’re white

Bagley is too new to have the stink of Duke all over him just yet, so I am still enjoying watching his game. By the time the conference schedule begins, I am sure he will be Grayson 2.0 with a longer wingspan in my eyes.

He says in his own article that the plume you see is not rock dust or smoke, it is just climbing chalk from his hand when he slaps it up to the next handhold. So he had no way of knowing it would give.

Don’t bury the fucking lede here, Samer, I think we need you guys to track down SHANE. Aguayo was just a patsy!

Nothing, except that the value of your friend’s wealth is dollars, not Bitcoin. I don’t think anyone is arguing that there aren’t anecdotal success stories in investing, just that it is a non-protected, non-regulated currency that has a bubble that will burst. Like stocks. But I can’t go buy my kid milk with stocks or…

Except nobody is carrying all their non-Bitcoin money around as cash in a wallet. Someone steals my wallet, I cancel my debit and credit cards, and I am not out a dime.

You know there were probably hundreds of Dutch guys in the 1600's that were going around town saying “Dump your fucking guilders, man, the future is tulips! That shit is fetching astronomical prices, it’s a can’t miss!”

My dad sat me down with the first computer he got post-divorce about 18 years ago. Asked me to show him how to check his stocks on the Internet, so I slowly scroll over to Netscape Navigator and begin to explain how to do the whole dial-up deal and he immediately stops me, “WAIT, WAIT! What’s that you are moving with…

Durant, paid YouTube shill, tweets out native advertisement for YouTube thinly veiled as personal tweet, YouTube paid shill #2 forwards said tweet to Tom in “Hiya, pal!” attitude in attempts to get sprotz blog to run the story for some really weak announcement about an obscure YT feature no one cares about.…

I mean, the sign on The Rock is pretty impressive on the part of the UT students and defies conventional wisdom. To correctly spell “Schiano” and “covered” in one sentence? I had UT all wrong.