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Not like Rodgers has great receivers, but I wonder what kind of numbers he would realistically put up with Wheaton (0 catches as a Bear / hands like cinder blocks), Kendall Wright, and something called a “Tre McBride” at WR.

I always thought the Asian Swing was when you danced the Lindy Hop to Takemitsu.

They wouldn’t need a QB if they hadn’t passed on Watson in last year’s draft! Luckily, Jamal Adams looks to be pretty legit.

He won’t be Philly enough for me until he kickflips the Love Park stairs while holding a cheesesteak in one hand and a roast pork sandwich in the other.

I am kind of a sucker for “fan who sits in his seat with a shit-eating-grin during weather delays in pouring rain while other fans head to the concourse areas to stay dry, thus proving his superior fanliness.” That guy and Boo Guy would get along swimmingly.

I think Chip gets a bad rap. Having him and Bob Brenly in the Cubs booth for a couple of really down years was a damn treat for slogging through those old WGN broadcasts.

“Derrick Rose: Still Here” has to be the saddest tag line for a video of all time. I feel bad for all five of the viewers.

The Brewers always think they are closer to the big stage than they really are

The Kentucky Durrrrrrr-by

The FS1 exec said that the ads were “in completely inappropriate form” adding under his breath, “...like a Joakim Noah free throw...”

“Family fed up with park defecation.” Jesus. Couldn’t they just apply to go on food stamps or something instead?

Medical science just has not advanced far enough to explain exactly how important the spine really is for normal athletic activity, unfortunately.

What exactly is the league’s credibility right now in terms of player safety? Taking a shit on a shit is just a bigger shit.

“intentionally done to piss people off . . .” I disagree with that. They did it during the anthem so people would NOTICE. I don’t understand how you can feel personally disrespected at a player taking a knee during the anthem if you aren’t equally personally offended for the hundreds if not thousands of average fans

Thanks for this. Worth the 5 minutes.

Kevin Ware’s leg break during that Louisville basketball game was the most shocking injury I have ever seen. This stuff in the NFL at this point, I kind of expect to see a few times a year and am sort of surprised it doesn’t happen even more.

How does this have ONE FUCKING LIKE?!?!

I mean it IS on brand. All Day I Dream About Subverting NCAA rules to my own ends by exploiting loopholes to maintain competitive balance with other schools in my conference that are clearly also cheating.

Trump responded that he had heard the comments from Laraque, and that he cannot wait to “bomb the shit out of Laraque and all the Laraquis living there to prove a point.”