You act like he has lots of options. I don't think this was some bidding war. He's lucky not to be toiling away in the CFL with Manziel next year.

Actually this sounds amazing because Beltran doesn't have to suppress the fiery all-consuming rage when fast food places mess up your order (constantly)

Didn't you know? We’re all a little Maddon here.

Long drives and video games.

Yeah I at some point had to abandon the idea that “I just dip at night as part of my routine to relieve stress” and start thinking “hmm it’s been 5 years of this and I’ve gone from 1 to 3 tins a week. Maybe I should just cut it out.”

I think Heyward might wear one of those too, so two guys in one lineup. I would use one too, assuming it doesn’t mess with your vision.

Maybe stop trying the “chuck the ball off the defender so it goes out of bounds” and just lob the ball all way down to your end of the court so at least a turnover doesn’t result in a dunk less than two seconds later.

I stopped reading at “Destiny has a good story.” It is literally the same grind for loot type style as the Division, but I like the realistic world of the Division and its story waaaaay better. No silly robot Dinklage blabbing about The Cemetery of the Universe and all the other overwrought garbage.

This is what happens when you threaten the top brass.

Sounds like this girl really didn't know Jack

I got rear ended by an old lady while I was at a dead stop, and she had an air cast on her right leg and foot that was supposed to be working the gas/brake and it caused me to hit the car in front of me. I was given a ticket, appeared in court, and was found guilty by the judge despite my arguments. Sounds like I…

What a dick

It can be scary toiling in Manning’s shadow. Just ask the female UT athletic staffers.

Maybe the most excited former Yankee or Red Sox player is Chuck Knoblauch, who is just hoping that Drumpf is going to deport all the yips, like he promised.

No wonder Cooley yearns for the legendary Redskins QBs of his playing days like Patrick Ramsey, the ghost of Mark Brunell, Jason Campbell, and Sexy Rexy.

Especially when he was only trying to add this entry to his Dream Journal

To be fair, I bet the dining out options for Hanlan are pretty limited playing professionally in Lithuania (getting drafted 42nd by the Jazz and averaging 4.2 points in summer ball before being cut can hardly be considered “success” by the way). Clifford might have him beat there.

#BostonStrong*

It makes more sense when you consider that the game started out as a murder mystery in 16th Century England during the time of Henry VIII called “Heavy Reign.”

I dig it. For another fun 8-bit inspired artist, check out Mega Ran.