Amen for nurses

WONT SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGE MY MEDICAL PROWESS

+1 long form Kinja at its finest

Whoa, Albert, I though you were just railing against all Capsitalism, just to turn around an use it?

Not sure he was arguing for popularity of MLS, which is probably watched less in America than EPL, Champions League, and definitely the a World Cup, which are better analogies for your TV ratings. Then you throw in how baseball is crushing them both, but is boring? This is just a giant ass option wrapped up with some…

I thought I jumped on the Allen hater wagon a little early, but turns out my instincts were right.

“Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)“

After my grandfather’s stroke, insurance didn’t cover the “have spotlights shined in your face as you are marched through uneven surfaces laid between thousands of darkened onlookers” rehab but, now that I am seeing it, I’m not so sure that wasn’t a plus.

I rely mighty this statement 1+

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At least he can catch a bullet

I would pay good American money to see the Clips run some sort of Mighty Ducks style Flying V formation with 4 guys running in front of and protecting Jordan, who dribbles down the court as defenders bodily hurl themselves at them.

I haven’t read the whole article yet but based on this summary Jerry comes across as less of a shitheel than almost anyone else.

Sounds like Shady got caught running with the wrong Cliquot.

I think of it more like a deep dish pizza because it is universally panned AND quintessentially Italian.

While we all should be aiming for more highbrow humor, like this post you wrote in November?

Given that part of Albert’s job is reading Kinja comments, I have a hard time believing he wrote the phrase “unearned misanthropy” with a straight face. People seem to go out of their way to strengthen my misanthropy every waking hour of my life.

You keep using this word “troll.” I do not think it means what you think it means.

It seems like the only way for me to enact change in UT’s process is to get a little tongue in Cheek.

Counterpoint: Heineken is a non-American beer. I would drink 1,000 Bud Heavies before I would let that swill pass my lips again.