The answer is so evident but everyone is far too afraid to say it, clearly.

I don’t think it’s fair to put Michael Bolton on this list. I’m no fan in general, but his cover is perfectly competent and right up the middle for his sound.  It’s certainly not offensive...it’s just adult easy listening.

He served for five years in the RAF and the Royal Navy.

So, Harry saying he *didn’t* get an invitation in response to a news article is the just like Dakota Johnson telling Ellen she *did* get an invitation directly to Ellen because... both involved invitations? That’s it? And that the Johnson thing led to the end of Ellen’s show *three years later*, a claim which is…

That would be my take on it considering the fallout but this article is just a mess explaining what happened by trying to draw some parallel to something that happened on an old Ellen show. 

He was singing a notoriously difficult song in front of thousands live and more on television and he gave it his best shot. Nothing to complain about.

People who attend live sports games hear worse renditions all the time.

It’s a difficult song. Trying to sing it really separates the men from the booooooooooooys.

This might be my favorite bad performance of the anthem. As someone who’s been taking voice lessons, that nervous wobble and struggling with catch breaths is incredibly relatable. And honestly, for an a capella performance of such a tough song, he could have been way, way worse. 

Better and more sincere than I would have expected. Actually really kind of good. Who knew?

In better AV Club days, there was a recuring joke in the reviews about this show being called Goon. Still, I think I watched nearly every episode of it, and really enjoyed it.

He had an interview where he was asked when he would stop wearing the clocks. He seemed quite contemplative in the moment, as if the question had been weighing on him for years. He sighed resignation, and with earnest eyes, told the reporter, “When the time is right.”

Correction: Tom Hiddleston has always been the low-key best actor in the MCU.

Low-Key was a joke right?

Looks like the Rock to me. I mean, my facial recognition is not fantastic, but if you showed me that sculpture and asked who it is, I’m pretty sure I’d know who it’s meant to be...

So we’ll get another Westworld where they go out of their way to be mysterious and clever for a few years, write themselves into a corner

Oh great. So we’ll get another Westworld where they go out of their way to be mysterious and clever for a few years, write themselves into a corner, and completely abandon it and tap out. Can’t decide whether it’s a shame or not that the Peripheral was killed off before they could screw it up.

Seriously, Lisa Joy and…

To be fair, that Nick Offerman wax figure next to it isn’t any better.

“mostly by pointing out how much Wax Rock looks like Mr. Clean, Vin Diesel, or any number of other bald, white men that are definitely not named Dwayne Johnson.”

They weren’t ready for kids. Are we really painting Justin as a bad guy for being honest about that?

As usual, Marty is right.