Take a *checks notes* writing class.

Here’s the thing: reassuring your nervous supporters that the debate was “one bad night” shouldn’t be complicated at all. Just get the candidate in as many live, unscripted situations as possible to prove that he can still think on his feet and still has the stamina to campaign. Schedule a live, one-hour town hall…

I don’t get the Aemond hate. He is forged from mistreatment and hardship. The bullying he received led a child to risk his life attaining the biggest dragon only to succeed and then be jumped by other kids eventually losing an eye. He trained, studied and did everything he should only to be second to his idiot brother…

Where did the jet lag come from? He was at Camp David for seven days up until the debate prepping for it so he didn’t just get off a plane. First it was a cold and now it’s jet lag?  Also, yeah he has a stutter, but his stutter didn’t make him talk gibberish or get completely lost in his train of thought.

Maybe they’re just assuming Biden will have bit the bucket by the end of the week.

 It’s not like a lot of attention was paid to Viserys younger children until they were teenagers, at which point Daeron would have been away with the Maesters.

I don’t understand what you mean about where is Helaena? She had a whole conversation with her mother and then was right there beside her in the wagon for Jaehaerys’s funeral.

This sort of article, and the entire “Baby it’s cold outside” discourse, sounds like a Babylon Bee article about how clueless liberals are.

“Montalbán’s character’s name, José O’Rourke, only makes things more confusing.”

“I wonder if anyone actually is dim enough to genuinely believe that’s what the song is about”

It ticks all the boxes, doesn’t it? Lazy, out-of-date, out-of-touch, completely lacking in nuance, yet presenting itself so confidently.

This song’s only remaining cultural relevance is the milquetoast center-left liberal outcry over its creepiness. Just let it die.

“Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a sex assault song.

It’s a song about, as our Britt Hayes put it, “a woman being held hostage by some guy who may or may not have drugged her adult beverage.”

‘It’s a song about, as our Britt Hayes put it, “a woman being held hostage by some guy who may or may not have drugged her adult beverage.”’

“Bowen Yang and Keenan Thompson address Shane Gillis, Dave Chappelle SNL moments.”

How many shows have we had at this point that “breathed new life into Star Wars” just to devolve into memberberry porn?

I’m fine with it as long as they eventually make a big spherical object with really powerful lasers explode.  

They used to drop stuff at midnight, Pacific time.  I know this because I’d stay up to watch the stuff.