If his name is on the birth certificate, he will file for joint custody. Then he will ask for child support.

You’d think “one of the funniest theatrical offerings in recent memory” would be an A, surely? I mean it succeeded in doing what it set out to do, right?

Imagine not just fucking Orange Jr in a public bathroom, but then admitting it in public. 

I think one thing I’ve definitely learned in the last few years of everyone immediately jumping to freak out is: wait until there’s more direct access to evidence.

The level of physical force here appears utterly unacceptable, but also we’re primarily learning about this now through other people’s articles and without…

The joke about the slice of cake at the end was lame . And unnecessary. 

You’re right about what robbery means, but you are projecting an assumption that this wasn’t a robbery. Shoplifting really only means stealing goods offered for sale, not implicitly that it isn’t a robbery.

lol  Old shoplifters.  What losers.  

More interested in the Philly story - some crossdressing black BLM fag killed four people and shot four others.

What criminal calls the police and waits for them to arrive? Daniel Perry did just that.

This one’s dicey. On one hand, companies should stick by employees sure, but 23% of Budweiser sales reduction because of the exact thing she was hired to represent.

Oh man, I was definitely thinking more contemporary but you are 100% right, that kid is for sure an Osmond

You might want to Bing the name Donny Osmond. As soon as I saw that image I thought he’s the spitting image. The rest, no idea until I got to Travis, and year, NDT for sure.

Hugo is the grandson of a Nobel prize winning “most powerful man in the world.”

Thought they got rid of this racist shit with the Bakke decision but apparently the schools didn’t get the message.  They will this time!

The majority of Americans appear to support race-consious admissions polices in higher education.

Exactly, the war with Xandar at least just ended, almost 20 years after the events in Captain Marvel. And the Kree were still in a position where they could negotiate a treaty (not unconditional surrender). So what was Captain Marvel not doing in all those years if not shutting down their ability to fight wars? Or…

The Thanos retirement planet would be a good one. Or the one where the Guardians crashed their ship in GOTG2. Or if they were desperate the one where Iron Man fought Thanos or the one where Peter got the Power Stone. Or they could have bought Knowhere.

The best part about “Captain Marvel” was the end!

Perhaps the Skrulls just got fed up with people in charge telling them things like “A home planet for you is something we’re looking at very strongly. We’ve got the best people working on it. We should have something for you in two weeks. We think you’re going to be pleased what we’re coming up with.”

Fury’s been building SABER but Carol just fucked off into space and has been apparently doing not much of anything for a couple decades.  Pretty sure she was the one who was supposed to find a new planet for them to live on.