There’s only two possibilities here, and they’re both dumb. Either the Chick-Fil-A employee was a straight-up fuck-you racist dipshit, and thought it would be hilarious to use that word on a receipt AND was too stupid to spell it correctly. OR they actually misheard the name Nyiasha as “Niger” (pronounced like the…

My pitch:

Shelob: She-Boss. A LOTR prequel about a young female spider pressured by her conservative parents to get married and instead she sets out on her own.

Hey, what crap reporting when you can’t even get the team name correct.

It should be that way athletes are all overpaid. 

No worries, she can play in Russia during the off season to make up the difference.

It is pretty hypocritical to claim you want your privacy, then make a TV show and book about your lives while demanding everyone takes everything you say incredulously, even when it turns out several parts of the book are factually wrong.

This is not even in the same universe as what happened to Britney. 

I expect a retraction and an apology from Trey Parker and Matt Stone soon. Don’t you know that you can’t criticize Meghan Markle, because racism or something?

“Releasing a movie by” doesnt exactly equate to “salivating over,” but okay....

Who did the MCU hire to play Kodos? 

I agree. There’s never a valid reason to lip-sync. You’re there to sing, so sing.

I agree, of course it matters. She’s not doing any elaborate choreography that would restrict her ability to sing. If it’s just a recording, and all she’s doing is pretending to sing, why is she there at all? Just play the recording. People sure do want to be famous for shit without having to actually DO the shit.…

IDK...I mean, if you’re there to sing, and that’s literally your one job, why are you punting on it? Like, just walk out, hit “play” on a tape recorder and stand there for a few minutes, then leave-isn’t that what the crowd is gonna hear anyway?

I love Rihanna, and I was really looking forward to this.  But what were you watching? She played the hits. Great. No costume changes, no great choreography. She barely moved. Her outfit was…not great. Sounds like she wore it to cover her pregnancy. No guest stars that joined in with her. Nowhere near Beyoncé level…

You know, I appreciate the effort these guys are putting into what they’re doing, and this might be unfair, but if you’re filming exit interviews with hook-ups like you’re Max Hardcore, it just makes me think you’re a scumbag.

Who wrote every other song ever written... :P

That’s. . .a mighty short obituary for someone who had that long of a career.

I don’t know maybe because TJ was knocking down the whole building putting the whole company at risk for a harassment suit...while she just had a relationship with an co-worker of equal status...of course there’s that other thing too, lol, but I ain’t pulling that card for TJ, he was out here wildin, he earned his…

Or, you know, make sure the article is labeled as "sponsered" when shilling...