This is exactly what I thought of.  “Can we please call it a ‘tallywhacker’?”

So that’s who Ben is playing in the Porky’s remake.

I’m seeing a lot of harsh reactions to this injury, either from people who love him or hate him. I think it’s never just a black-or-white issue with Roethlisberger; there’s always gonna be a little grey.

The year that the Lions went 0-16, Jason Hanson went 8 for 8 on field goal attempts *over* 50 yards and made 46 out of 48 kicks overall on the season.  He had one of the greatest kicking seasons in the history of the NFL on the worst team in the history of the NFL.  LOLions.

Did y’all even see him? He wasn’t going for the jugular on ANYTHING last night. He was frail and tired. Rumor is that he’s sick. We all have those days but it really showed on him.

I believe even the CEO of juul said that you shouldn't use it unless you were already a smoker.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/04/18/new-app-helps-icelanders-avoid-accidental-incest/2093649/

At first they came for the Quaaludes, but I was born in the late 80's so much, they were pretty much gone by then anyhow.

How many people eat food? How many people vape? I think food safety processes should be enhanced, but I’m not sure the implication in presenting those numbers is entirely fair (especially since we can’t know at this stage the potential extent of the problem).

Is...is this satire?  Or what is going on here?

My parents didn’t! I’m one of the people who got an unfortunate surprise when I took a DNA test for fun. I still live in the small city I was conceived in, so god knows how many half-siblings I have running around town

Can’t speak for everyone but our sperm bank used fake names instead of ID numbers ie, ‘john’ or ‘michael’ instead of ‘146839265’. They told us when our kid is a teenager we should give them the profile code name, so if they ever run into another donor-conceived kid they can figure out relatively quickly if they’re…

I starred this because it’s great, but also because I got to give you your 69th star. Take that, FCC.

Fucking disgusting.

I was starting to like this whole anecdote, then you said “za.”

Steelers fans like him again now

Have to subtract points for not Bernie not saying anything about “bill-ya-nayes.”

This is good Kinja. Feels like it’d be really good on Clashtalk.

When I think of immutable massive corporate monoliths I think of companies that existed 10 years ago that have actually made money.