They’re pathological. This site basically turns into Shutter Island if you dare mention her name.

It’s the lefty version of Paul Ryan quoting The Fountainhead whenever his dormmate asked him to stop masturbating constantly while he was trying to study.  

I think I’ve seen those. They’re the ones with the cannon to the left of them and cannon to the right of them, aye?

If you fire fast enough, you can push the hot air out of the building.

Dwight’s brother was using this machine after he took control of the building.  

“if you donated to Inslee or Hickenlooper”

He’s like the guy that got away. By the time you realized that he was the right one for you, he had drifted away already. He globally warmed my heart. Fare thee well, Jay Inslee.

Daddy shifts uncomfortably in his seat as he adjusts his truss. 

I saw a movie where Tom Cruise didn't look crazy. 

“A properly trained shooter can whip their gun around in a sidearm throwing motionwhile firing to curve the bullets”

I can’t speak for every boy scout troop - but when my dad couldn’t get enough victims at home anymore he joined/lead a boy scout troop.

And randomly experimenting on prisoners is a proven method for creating Whitey Bulger!

Tomatoface, this aggression will not stand, man

Plus, he’s obviously super-duper smart. I mean, just look at those glasses!

Wasn’t it Mittens who jumped in and named ones Perry forgot.

Counterpoint: Sarandon is a shithead who told people to vote 3rd party to burn it all down send a message to the establishment. While she was also completely aware that, should Trump end up winning, she would be completely shielded from any of the worst consequences by virtue of her being a rich celebrity who lives…

Yeah, because that was certainly the first “cynical old guy protects girl” movie ever.

I only wish that it was clear whether the sick people were buying commercially prepared pods/liquid or something produced in a shadier environment.

i should clarify we love mornings ON OUR TERMS