Elizabeth Edwards (who was probably not that great a person herself) was broadly beloved in Democratic and progressive circles, so even if she hadn’t died, he was done. 

The endorsement comes with a vinegary corn chip fragrance that will follow Biden’s campaign everywhere.

I dunno - I’ve heard he has off-the-field issues.

Of course, they’re not the ones who’ll have to deal with the consequences — we are.

Hello from 2019! Just to let you know - you should put all your money on the 2008 Lions to win the Super Bowl. And you should give Matt Millen an extension. Also, you’re gonna hear stuff about how you should draft some kid named Matt Stafford - nuh-uh. You, my friend, want Mark Sanchez. He’s a definite winner - no…

So what you’re telling me is we’re getting Tua next year? Sick. 

The family from Get Out, basically. 

I do at least two reps of 16 oz curls. Occasionally supplemented with aromatherapy.

Him and Jill Stein can be cube mates. 

If Tucker’s vacation turns out to be permanent (like Bill O’Reilly’s vacation) what show will Glenn Greenwald go on?

exploiting. 

I mean...80% haha. 

That isn’t passive aggressive, that’s just aggressive aggressive.

If we lived in a society where people could have simple, rational conversations about actual facts in order to win elections, then you’re right. But we don’t.

I think Trashcan would accept being Queen of the incels, better to rule in hell and what not.

That’s kid stuff!

I dare you to try it and still wish these things upon me!

Yeah I have to admit - I was at a party a few months ago and it was there and I was like WHO THE FUCK BOUGHT THIS and then they told me to try it and it just tastes like juice.

I hate myself for liking White Claw. It is totally out of character for me yet it is so, so refreshing.

If you’ve ceded the moral high ground to Britt fucking McHenry, you have said some truly horrifying shit.