I mean, it’s not that shocking that “We’re investigating our lead doctor for what appears to be a long enough history of sexual predation that we will wind up bankrupted by the ensuing liability” was left off the promotional material for an organization run the way the USAG was always run, even before Nassar came…

I suppose you could put someone like Barry White at the other end of that spectrum.

The only good clapback mailbag that ever existed was the Mail of Tears, and that’s only because it’s highly innappropes name caused a gigantic shitshow that turned out to be the firsts public indicator of just how bonkers Daulerio’s reign as the editor of Gawker would be.

The above coat looks overly shiny, like vinyl!

All this time, I’ve been sitting here thinking Tulsi Gabbard is a Congressional Representative, and you’re telling me that she’s actually a Senator?

Thanks for the heads up! I guess I’m not online enough to perceive what this guy is doing to me as actual harassment. To me that shit is hilarious.

according to pathology experts, it would have taken five to ten minutes to strangle her.

Yeah, it’s the parts he did after that really count. I mean, I could totally believe that a kink couple accidentally pushed it to far.

How about this, you and your weak ass little movement get fucking curb stomped this primary and then go the fuck back to having your stupid little conferences where no one claps for fear of triggering each other.

Yep. The point I’m driving at is that I bet if you asked Tim Cook about Donald Trump’s visit to the Apple computer plant in Austin yesterday, at most you might have gotten a “Oh, that? Yeah we aren’t involved”.

Tulsi Gabbard reminds me of Donald Trump in that she seems like she is stunningly easy for foreign leaders to manipulate.  She may be more apt to recognize her error later on, but as President, after the fact recognition of an error still means real consequences.  

if that mattered, we wouldn’t be running a trillion-dollar a year deficit to fork more money over to the rich

Her lackluster performance to date is largely based on her lack of broad name recognition (True), unlike Joe Biden, and her milquetoast policy ideas (how you going to go and say that right after naming Biden as a frontrunner and given the recent rise of Buttigieg in Iowa polls?) , unlike Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth…

*For a given definition of fan

Oh there definitely are other departments at Liberty University. As a missionary kid who grew up in a community of missionary children, some of my childhood friends went there and attended those other programs.

So, in other words, not Apple.

So, wait, who owns the factory?

It’s true.  He’ really is turble.  Just absolutely turble.

The double jump as a mechanic is always welcome but I also feel like it’s solving problems that you can solve in other ways, and sometimes those ways are more interesting and sync up better with the lore.

Yeah the witness testimony this week has been absolutely terrible for the GOP.