Yeah that’s very much a “Mike Pence Does Sex Ed” type of position to take.

I mean, I’m joking but also not entirely.

I mean, I’m joking, but also not entirely.

Sherrod Brown is the candidate I would have liked to have. Considerably more liberal than candidates like Biden, Buttigieg & Harris but who also pushes for grounded policy movements.

I wasn’t being a total freak when I accidentally killed myself, I was just consummating my marriage!

Single calls a spade a spade: you’re not dating someone, you’re not married, and that’s okay.

I hope Stephen Miller is sitting in the room when Trump finds out about this so he can convince Trump that his first inclination to tweet out an accusation against Carroll of committing treason with this lawsuit is a good one.

I feel like it’s appropriate to threadjack here and talk about how G/O has gone from “WE ARE DELETING EVERYTHING BUT THE MAIN PAGE ARTICLES AND COMMENTS FROM KINJA KTHXBYE” to “Okay never mind” in the space of, like, 3 hours?

Because if anything says “enemy of the bourgeoisie” it’s a $500 t-shirt.

But then Whoopi remembered that the endless bouts of McCain v. Behar are an essential cog in the machinery of the View that generates her a steady paycheck larger than what 99% of people take home and all was well again.

I’m trying to read the fine print here, and I think the answer may be that there’s no interest but that this isn’t really a new or neato feature in banking at all either.

Are [Insert Advertising Prop] the revolution we really need?

The consequences for Elon Musk have nothing to do with Twitter’s policies, and everything to do with the laws and court orders he broke by what he chose to say publicly, Twitter (and Joe Rogan’s show) being only the medium.

What’s the upside?

Come on, there are tons of exceptions to rules and laws, and those rules and laws still are fine. An exception for “Well, yeah, he’s the President” is not going to all of a sudden cause Jack Dorsey to think he needs to let Milo Yianananananananopolopolopolopous back on to the platform.

It’s just pathologically un-rewatchable. And not because it’s so dark and disturbing that you can’t put yourself through that experience again. (Like Funny Games, for instance.)

Maybe they have independent thoughts, but their most rabid online supporters don’t view them as being able to have distinct thoughts from each other.

Eh, for me, it’s moreso about expecting consistency from people who get on soapboxes, not the politics of it. Iraq has, to-date, been the worst thing that’s happened as a consequence of 9/11, and that includes the deaths caused by the event itself, and it’s entirely the fault of the Bush administration. It’s terrible.

Having a boring personal life is very underrated.

Shame on Adell for telling this lie.