9/11 as a proxy for nationalistic displays of pride ... yeah I don’t care either.

It hits a sweet spot of serial storytelling that sucks you in without being so deep and intricate that you have to watch every moment of it. Combine that with the fact that in any given episode in the early seasons Michael Scott and Dwight had good enough bits/gags to make you want to stop and watch them and you have…

I mean, the idea of renovating currently unused federal buildings isn’t terrible.   In cities like LA and San Francisco habitable square footage is expensive as shit.

If you’re looking for the biggest culprit, look to the growth of the upper middle class and the rise of the non-unionized knowledge worker. This story is really a poor representation of that because these workers were working in a dying segment of an industry struggling to figure out how to make money in a world that…

I don’t know that there is, but honestly with recruiters I think it’s less the agency and more the person you are working directly with.

A small but much talked about feature is the loosely translated ‘Incest Prevention Alarm’ that users can enable through the options menu which notifies the user if the person he’s bumping with is too closely related,

See, this is the harm reduction argument for vaping I can accept. It seems like it’s less terrible than smoking and you were already a smoker. But there are people out there arguing that “teens are going to try something anyways so may as well be vaping rather than smoking” when the research has shown that efforts to…

“vaping is for losers” sounds cheesy. I get it.

A little of column A, a little of column B.

Ha, I wish. At least I could have charged Dimon something for that.

I was being totally facetious, but if your evidence that the word “za” is no longer the hip way to say “pizza” comes from Kevin James berating Patton Oswalt for saying “za” then I’m just going to point out that in 2019 Kevin James is lame and Patton Oswalt is awesome so maybe using “za” is cool again.

It’s 9/11, so that means we’re all New Yorkers today pal!

There’s got to be a line somewhere and the Money Honey is way less odious than Ann Coulter by any reasonable stretch.

But that’s how real New Yorkers say it!

I mean, this was like 2 decades ago. Now I know better. I wouldn’t take Maria to the Time Square Olive Garden I’d take her over to the Sbarro’s on Broadway, where real New Yorkers go for a slice of ‘za.

Do parents who used donors talk to their kids about finding out about the paternity of any potential sexual partners or do we assume that because we live in a big world the odds of bumping uglies with a half-sibling or even your dad are small enough to let it ride?

Except Booker is also a Rhodes Scholar.

I’m just mad they didn’t use her proper title. Maria is the OG financial news Money Honey.

Banks would probably prefer any number of candidates to Elizabeth Warren. But taking Jim Cramer & David Faber’s word for it is sort of like assuming the opinion about what cartel bosses in Mexico are up to of a guy who sells fentanyl out of a van that doubles as his house in Farmington New Mexico has any value.

I’m now picturing Splinter’s writers attempting to convince Jim Spanfeller that brotherparish was really the little kid in his profile pic, meaning that Clashtalk needs to be shutdown for violating the kinja TOS.