I was stunned when the Ravens signed Woodhead and the Pats did not.

Heels in the sky, American spy!

+0.439 strength of schedule

“You drove down to Buffalo to watch the Leafs play and sure gas is cheap, but fuck if they don’t even have All-Dressed chips in that shithole.”

Usually trailers with valuables (usually several $10000 sleds here in Canuckistan) have a “boot” on them and locks around the hitch area. But yeah, you’d think the truck would have an immobilizer at least..

Not sure aboot down in the States, but up here in redneck territory a haircut is referred to as “getting your salad tossed”.

This will have FAR better resale then some run of the mill 4 series and I doubt they’ll have any trouble selling them at MSRP.

Pretty sure those are VW Avus wheels

Any major repairs? My 2002 has 315,000 and it always needs something...but 50mpg is pretty terrific.

That’s what happens when you have Stephen Ross as an owner.

Dude have you seen his collection of “vehicles”? A TDI wagon is considered sporty simply because it moves, compared to a pile of rust with seven slat grille on it. 

Uh, have you been on any sort of public road lately? 90% of new trucks don’t have a speck of dirt on them.

RUM HAM!

Good thing Belt was buckled up.

Hilarious how he thinks hipsters listen to Coldplay and not ultra rare limited pressing Animal Collective demo colored vinyl EPs though.

The Canucks would like a word.

+1 Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

The styling is pretty gross but I really dig that color. 

Jesus fucking Christ. I’m no purist by any stretch of the imagination but that is atrocious.

1a. Metal head driver striking person yelling GET IN THE HOLE in the face.