That Toyota is so awesome!

Bro he’s got an S4 AND an S5 though! Pretty much the Sultan of Brunei.

Yeah no chance in hell this scumbag ever tells a black guy to “pick my fucking cotton” face to face.

Yes, one of my favorite pastimes is judging other people, you sanctimonious ass.

Anyone who busts your balls for leaving out an option you’ll never use that gets worse mileage, is more expensive to begin with and has more parts to break and maintain is, for lack of a better word, a dumbass. I’ve got a 4x4 cause I live in the mountains and it snows like a motherfucker here and I like to do 4x4…

It helps when you don’t give a shit what other people think. I’ve got two high milers that are over a decade old, but they were bought outright and work (mostly) just fine. I’d rather put the cash towards mortgage payments and travel. And beer. Always beer.

I’ll never understand people living outside their means like this.

Stop trying to make ketch happen.

I’ve been to South America several times and man, altitude sickness is real. Even acclimatizing slowly you really start to feel it at 12,000ft, and at 15,000ft you’re hardly able to breathe doing normal activities, much less racing across the desert. Coca leaves help a lot. Dakar and the like are by far the most…

Lol, the 6x6 G-Wagen makes 544 horses and 560 torques, I don’t think a few being robbed by the axles is going to make much of a difference. As for cost, well, it’s a six wheeled Mercedes SUV making 544 horses and 560 torques and starts at about $633,000. I don’t think their target demographic is concerned with a few…

Bike rack bro. North Shore racks (while expensive) can hold up to six heavy DH rigs.

Like this, you mean?

I actually dug those because the color was SO horrible. Baby diarrhea yellow.

Jesus how bad was the original box? Might as well rip that monstrosity off and put a flatdeck on there.

Immediately thought of mayor Quimby when Homer was his bodyguard..

I don’t miss living in a major city. One. Bit.

So your TDI has like 40,000 miles.

Pardon?

Pretty sure that’s going to be standard on Lambos, dude.