Best part is the $2 Chinese sunglasses. Fuck man, spring for a pair of real Ray Bans, you’re worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

It will likely be capable off road, but 99% of them will never see anything beyond a leaf-covered driveway. Much like (most of) the people who buy G-Wagens, Cayennes and Range Rovers, this vehicle is about status and acting like a dick ON the road.

This- the Titan isn’t creating a “new segment”, just making it very ugly

No mention of spark plugs on 3-valve 5.4 Triton engines? What a goddamn nightmare. “Yes, let’s make the ignition components that thread directly into the engine have two parts so they can snap in half when you try and remove them! Capital idea.”

First thing I noticed. “Is...is that a donked two door Murano?”

Aluminum pole, aluminum truck, perfect match.

You’re not alone- this thing is cool as hell and the color is awesome.

I thought it was an orbital bone at first

Yep- my 2002 TDI cost the same as this hunk of crap.

Ok bud.

Should have just called this “Nine of the Best Foreign Luxury SUVs and an SRT8”. Not one Yukon Denali or Tahoe LTZ? Bulletproof engines and cheap parts.

God fucking dammit I love that “Tacoma”. Pure speed and noise and chaos.

NAH BRO SOFT TOPS FOR SOFT COCKS AM I RIGHT?

Oh man that 2002 is going to be crying a LOT.

Resembles a 300ZX after a box of donuts.

I worked for a company about 5 years ago that used these trucks exclusively and they had many of the well documented issues the 6.0 (in stock form) is plagued with...head gaskets, oil pumps, EGR problems, etc etc. The worst part was they kept throwing money into them, like $4000 for new injectors into a beat to hell…

those Powerstroke diesels are great motors

Considering the base engine for the Bongo was two hamsters running on a wheel, and the top engine was four hamsters running on a wheel, this is quite a bit more power.

I was gonna say, 75 (that’s what, 120km/hr?) is pretty alright for chewing up miles...55 in a desert seems like torture.