Yes, the Hall of Fame would be much better if every player that managed to make it through a season with the Yankees or Red Sox was voted in. Kevin Millar and Jim Leyritz 2015!!!

God this is bullshit.

Don't women understand that you're going to have to put up with disturbingly specific come-on attempts so that we can have glasses that tell us when we're eating eggs?

Oh, a possibility? It's also possible that earlier that day, DoraDoraBoBora had been injected with a time-released poison, the only cure for which was a naturally produced hormone that was only produced when a person was confronted with asshattery. If Dora knew the instigation was fake, just to help her, the…

Well, the entire preposterous, largely insulting film, was redeemed when it provided a pretext for the rise of the "cock-blocktopus."

The other thing that I find bizarre about this approach (and I say this as a video game fan) is that it's not like you need to go through a PhD program to enjoy a video game and know a thing or two about it. You plug it in and play it. If you like it, great.

I'll give him a pass on Jesus, but he doesn't get to walk on the 100 other crazy people with Messiah complexes he put to death.

I think his lack of belief and impotence was exactly why he was chosen to wield that power. It was not, in any way, controllable, so someone thinking they could master the white gold would inevitably destroy everything.