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I am dying over this Drake/Matt Barnes beef. This is what I live for. I thought he and Gloria were perfect for each other because she is insufferable. And she soooooooooooooo hooked up with Gilbert.

The fact that he’s not Ryan Tannehill.

The line drawn between Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump is both obvious and invisible—like it was etched using a thick black marker with ink only the sane can see.

Mariah’s response:

You know what Mariah’s schtick is? Five octaves.

From his statement in response to this whole dust-up, there is nothing he is trying to say with these pieces.

Let us never, ever forget that the Dolphins were first in line to draft Andrew Luck when they started the 2011 season 0-7 (OH AND FUCKING SEVEN) because Jeff Ireland was a shitty fucking GM and Tony Sparano was a shitty fucking coach. Then, they dared to win 6 of their last 9 games with a lame duck coach (Tony Sparano

Because Mapplethorpe was an actual homosexual you bloody moron. He took pictures of his own fucking community, and own fucking sexual practices and that’s what got him in hot water with the moral scolds. He wasn’t some lazy hack scribbling over public works, and then whining because people won’t just accept that it’s

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

This is the kind of uncritical, indiscriminate nonsense and random false equivalency that make the world hate pretentious, sophomoric art students.

It just looks to me like a whole lot of men jacked all over them. That’s nothing but a school detention joke for twelve-year-olds.

Oh, it’s a fucking garbage fire. It’s awful. It definitely falls into the category of “bad art.” But the reason is not because it isn’t fine craftsmanship.

The question mark is for “how is this the same?” Mapplethorpe was punching up. This privileged white dude is punching down, and without a clue.

This. So much.

He wanted to say he was “starting difficult conversations”, but when he actually found himself in that conversation, he apparently threw a tantrum at the community’s audacity to ask “hard questions” about representation and race.

... its provocation feels like an empty gesture that signifies “edgy” more than actually engaging in substantive questions ...

So, in other words, this guy wants to put his semen over black women. So, he has to represent his fetish in his “art”. Yeah. We pretty much see past you dude. Thanks for your contribution to the art community. We are all terribly fucking impressed. Golf clap. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

Pretty sure that having to live in Buffalo for six months out of the year is already the worst case scenario. The foot is just adding injury to insult.

No, the worst-case scenario is that someone really steps up in his absence, performing just well enough to keep the Ryan circus in town for another playoff-avoiding year.