Who woulda thunk that the NFL would be too big for Ryan Tannehill? Why, it’s almost it’s as if he had only played the position for one year at a mediocre FBS school and was drafted because his college coach got an assistant gig in the NFL.

Barry, your mistake was not saying “If I’m wrong, cool”, when you said Tannehill was good.

The guy who played QB in a spread system for one season and was only drafted that high because the guy who recruited him to A&M was the Dolphins’ offensive coordinator isn’t panning out? Color me shocked

I remember once thinking that Ryan Tannehill would be good someday. I also remember writing a letter to Santa Claus.

Miko Grimes is smiling down from Heaven

You’re not on Gizmodo, FYI. This is Deadspin’s sub, The Concourse.

Definitely. Almost as dangerous as his attempt to undermine the public’s faith in the electoral process. Oh, and his scapegoating of minority groups. Trump is playing with fire, and he’s too stupid and self centered to care.

He got plenty of sleep. Just ask Sean Hannity. Why don’t you do your job and call Sean Hannity? Sad.

His only error is that it probably isn’t coke, but crushed up speed.

Funny as this is, let’s all take a minute to appreciate the judo the Clinton campaign pulled off on this vain dipshit this week.

Something really bad for his campaign (I know, I know) must be dropping today. His rant against basic journalism (i.e., protecting sources), suggests that he’s trying to get out ahead of a shit storm. Knowing Don the Con, it’s going to be yyyyuuuuuuggggeeee! SAD!

Symptoms of cocaine abuse

Cocaine and researching Venezuelan porn can keep a guy up all night.

How about the grave implications of someone who receives copious amounts of high-profile air time repeatedly calling into question the legitimacy of the large majority of journalism.

I would be so happy if a Trump staffer, tired of all the bullshit, just responded to Ashley with something incredible and honest.

Howard Dean may have a theory

Matt Lauer is a smug, awful, creep. Team Ann all the way on this!

Anne all the way. Angelina has shown a preference to her in the past. Plus Matt’s too glib and smug and twatty.

And that teacher was likely making less than $30,000/year to be surrogate mother/socializer/discipliner/coach/educator and now fucking PERSONAL BODYGUARD for our children.

No one trusts their boss, but those black men oughtta trust their white owne.. I mean, bosses.