I read this as Kevin Smith trolling the entire film industry. It’s like a parody of every genre possible: teen party, bromance, scifi, thriller, secret assassins, slacker, arthouse - throw in a superhero and I'm outta here!

Which is still a part of Great Britain, the last time I looked.

Since it looks to have, based on the original blog post, picked up the Burtonverse story, I expect they might have flat out ignored the Schumacher films.

I wonder if they would have tried to explain the changes between Returns and Forever, since the latter is clearly intended as a continuation of the series, and not a reboot (actually I don’t even think the term “reboot” existed back then, apart from something you did a lot with Windows 95).

Superman and Flash are just leaving the starting line! Not sure why they are so strained looking already!

Oliver: “Jeez Barry, this Earth sure is awfully bright!”

I wouldn’t have put Capt. Caveman, Automan or Gotham in this list.

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

Alien sex gave me extra testicles.

I think that when the White House calls up a studio and says “The President wants to watch your movie” the studio gets them the movie.

You mean the Myrka?

I hope there’s an afterlife and [Lee] and Peter Cushing are sharing a long-overdue sherry

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare sounds like an action comedy film starring Simon Pegg, Catherine Tate and Timothy Dalton as the boss.

So my mom died when I was 6 from cancer. At my kindergarten “graduation” I was getting a special citizenship award and was really excited about it. The evening of the ceremony, I remeber my mom laying on the couch obviously in a ton of pain. I, being 6, was oblivious and demanded she get ready for my graduation. She…

When I announced to my mother that my boyfriend and I were had found an apartment and were moving in together, she asked, “But did his mom say it was okay?” as if I’d asked permission for a play date.

We were out after my birthday dinner and my mom is MOM DRUNK aka a bottle of red wine into the night. We’re walking to the car and she’s like “what does ismin parking mean? Eeeeeesmin.....iiiiismin....”

I honestly don't think X-Men: Last Stand was that bad... Hell, it's not even close to the epic fails that were Wolverine's stand-alone movies in the franchise (first was an anachronistic fail of incredible proportions and the second was just ticket bait).

My wife and I attended an exhibition of medieval torture instruments in Rome. It was held in Renaissance-era palace and was mostly in open-air courtyards...and it was at night, so the whole thing had a pretty discomforting ambiance. What made it even more fun was that David Cronenberg was with us. After a short while,…

I always thought that the Asgard looked adorable.