So my mom died when I was 6 from cancer. At my kindergarten “graduation” I was getting a special citizenship award and was really excited about it. The evening of the ceremony, I remeber my mom laying on the couch obviously in a ton of pain. I, being 6, was oblivious and demanded she get ready for my graduation. She…

When I announced to my mother that my boyfriend and I were had found an apartment and were moving in together, she asked, “But did his mom say it was okay?” as if I’d asked permission for a play date.

We were out after my birthday dinner and my mom is MOM DRUNK aka a bottle of red wine into the night. We’re walking to the car and she’s like “what does ismin parking mean? Eeeeeesmin.....iiiiismin....”

I'm really glad I like my parents.

"How's Meg?

Baby elephants are proof that the universe loves us and wants us to be happy.

I kind of want to ask that this article be rewritten, it's not that good.

Way too many games from 2012-2013... even if a sequel was in the works there wouldn't be enough time to announce work.

Dude. Some of these JUST came out.

What I want to know is why the 1996 Space Jam website still works?

Yeah. I came away from a lot of my online dating experiences with a bad taste in my mouth, too. Also, a horrible feeling that there are some terrifying, awful men in the world that will in one breathe call you the most beautiful creature in the world, and then—when you fail to meet whatever demand/expectation they've…

Seriously, WHERE is Quantum Leap??? You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

I'll just leave this right here.

"Typically time travelers do not purposely affect the world lines they visit."