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You can’t cheer for appropriate mandatory minimums while thinking some are way out of line? That makes no sense douche nugget.

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

“Jesus, thats pretty bad. Ten games”

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

But which gin is better or worse than being hit by a car?

Good piece. Full stop.

But I think the last word you wanted was “conscience.”

You know who else thought he could convince a chancellor that appeasement would work out well.

I like how Gawker’s sourcing their content from what I take to be 10th graders. I give your essay a C+, now off to Algebra II.