This goes without saying but still: What the fuck did I just read?

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…

So favorable Trump coverage we’ll see from CNN in the next few days is likely just a reaction to the poles.

The rift occurred when the reporters threw down their one dollar bills in appreciation for the dancers and Trump’s team went around picking them up on orders from Cheeto Voldemort himself. “Sorry, we aren’t being reimbursed for expenses anymore,” they explained sheepishly.

Okay, Jennifer.

Oh please no

Yikes! I haven’t seen him in a while but he’s looking rough as hell. There’s truth to Coco Chanel’s saying that after 50 you get the face you deserve.

I know this is incredibly petty, but I think it would only be poetic justice if Trump stiffed her like so many thousands of others he’s employed over the years. It would serve her right for her cynical opportunism.

I don’t think Marco Rubio can run on both tickets at once.

I guess Trump’s tiny hands can only grasp at the really wispy straws.

Their voices are telling me they’re huge fans of the Chucky doll. Huge. Just yuuuuge.

That look on his face when he catches himself in the mirror is so fucking good.

People... abandoned warehouses are where the spiders live. There is no touching and making out in these kinds of places. Someone is going home with spider bites on their butt. This PSA brought to you by Citizens Against Warehouse Kissing.

I did an investigation of what a Jake Miller was and what I came away with is, that we really need to intervene as a culture and save the children. They can’t grow up in a world thinking that is music. And something should be done.

I would also like to submit:

Bigots are big on trying to convince their critics that “this is how everyone is, you guys!” You’re right; it’s not boy talk. It’s sugar coated misogyny trying to disguise itself as something it’s not, and there are plenty of ignoramuses out there that believe the lie. And not in a good X Files kinda way, either.

Also, Billy Bush was so obviously the beta dog in that pairing.

those are bomb-ass earrings

To think she may be replaced by some semi-literate failed euro-trash model.