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Poor Huma. Jesus, anytime I read anything about Anthony Weiner, I just...

He’s a guy that will vet refugees to keep Americans safe.

I'm pretty sure Trump just wants everyone to know he has the biggest plane because he's overcompensating for his tiny tiny tiny penis. Sad!

I’m not interested in the Bernie stuff, because I think that’s a red herring, but those platform statements are Terr-i-fy-ing. Cutting down more trees to dole out a few jobs while eroding our planet’s lung capacity? Worst. Idea. In. A. While.

Ahhhh, he’s such a cunt.

It’s the Trump secret! All tweet and no work make Donny the GOP nominee!

All gold, but buried the lede!

That’s a fucking stupid answer on so many levels, but notably in terms of environmental destruction: that fucks the rest of the world, too. (As do like, half of Drumpf's policies, but as this is an article on the environmental side, I'm rolling with that.)

I’ve watched people try and claim that the Clinton Foundation is a bad charity because it “only” uses 90%+ of its funds for charitable work and retains 10% ish for administrative stuff. Nevermind that 90%+ is amazing and beats the hell out of the vast majority of nonprofits out there. Apparently, it should be 100%.

Trump is going to win this election on false equivalencies.

It doesn’t matter to people. Perception is truth and the perception is that she is the crooked one. He is just a brilliant businessman. Excuse me while I go and projectile vomit forever.

None of the Clinton Foundation controversy, however, is quite as blatant as what we’re allegedly looking at with Trump.

If anything, you are trolling me. Furthermore, I am fucking tired of people who self-identify as “left-wing” torturing both logic and the historical record to assert that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in any sense similarly “compromised” when she’s an excellent person, candidate and public servant and he

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

So, based on statistics someone smarter than me crunched, out of 3,252,493 refugees who entered the US since 1975, only 20 attempted terror attacks, and only 3 were successful.

Yeah, next time I eat a refugee I’ll make sure to check for poison first. That was the take away from this metaphor, right?

Seriously, I live in Canada and that’s still too close to a Trump presidency for comfort :/

Star this post if after Jeb!’s little scene, you also deadpanned “Please clap”.

Unfortunately, about half of the country thinks with their hind-brain, and having all these things laid out plainly will make them dig their heals in.