Samsung - “Please do not throw your Galaxy Note7 in a dumpster.”

Trump knows a lot about dumpster fires...er, explosions. He’s an expert.

It’s a good reminder: if you vote for Trump, you’re voting for racism. And misogyny. And homophobia.

trump’s harmful rhetoric, dumb ass bathroom bills, and already vulnerable communities are in even more danger.

dear america,

When I saw that,I wanted to grab Fallon by the hand...and immediately dunk it in a vat of acid.

Fuck Jimmy Fallon.

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

What a fucking collaborator.

No, it’s not just you and I live in another country, so...

I’ve never understood why so many people are impressed with Ivanka when all she’s done is get daddy to give her a job and put her name on things designed by other people.

Exactly. What the hell does that have to do with the election? I don’t need to know if a candidate has the sniffles or a painful wart or, in Donald Trump’s case, a revived heel spur... whatever as long as it’s treatable and not going to affect their job as president.

I am so proud to know a woman who asked a guy in DC to move his briefcase off the seat so she could sit her 8+ month preggo self down. He pretended he did not hear her, so at the next stop, she grabbed said briefcase and threw it out the door. She felt kind of guilty later, per her text to me. I still believe it was…

Dear Olivia Wilde: fucking tell me about it. If I weren’t such a nice person I’d start assaulting people with my belly just to get them to let me sit down on occasion. (As is, I’m just gonna stay on this bike for as long as I can...)

Am I missing something? Because, no, she didn’t.

He paused, apologized, and then went right back to complaining about policy failures. Not specifically blaming Hillary again, but his last statement before the video cuts out is “Flint’s pain is a result of so many different failures...” Sounds exactly like a political…

Why Ivanka? She's a fucking collaborator. There is no reason to feel bad for that privileged white woman who knows exactly what she's doing.

Bowels? She talking about them fucking, dear.

Judging by the nature of their relationship, she’d know about his stamina (*wink-wink*), amirite?!

Jesus H Christ. Then raise the sales tax on Axe Body Spray for crying out loud! That’s a burden on society, male and female.