Yes he did. You didnt read about them. No news day = Brief Moment of sanity = donnie sad

Did you know that hrc Golfs too much? And she totally has prostate cancer.

This is why they dont trust her. Her plane is not transparent. Silly hillary!

Cheeto sized

There is not way he got into 3rd Grade. His vocabulary is too limited and he llacks the attention span to pass a single test

He does not have to pay to Fly Airbag force one. No fines, registration, pilots salary... downside: installing a golden toilet will take some time.

Dontcha mean the white devil?

Take a cops glasses. Tell him that this is a Drunk homeless man and ask him to listen to anything he will say for a few minutes. He WILL Februar for his life. Dont we all?

Life would be better if it was.

It was diet pills. He showed symptoms of being addicted to them. Makes sense, too.

I love you.

A man of 70 has to pee every hour. He tweets on his golden toilet, using his tiny llil fingers.

SleepIng is irresponsible! How will Gotham stay safe without your tweets? Wait, no... i’m thinking of cory booker, not cinnamon hitler. Never mind.

He is suggesting penis envy, yes?

This is the republican Party you speak of. They absofuckinglutely will. Paul Ryanair probably has a Poster of this guy over his bed. Read the repubs platform, they love everything he Stands for.

Isis will be happy though?

I would love to vote against him so Bad though!!! Cant there be an exception? Quick, someone ask de bietet wassermann-schultz if she can do sth!

Thanks. I cannot take place in this election, but boy i wwish i could

It has The Form of benghazi. True story.

What is so brillant about a man who makes you foot the Bill for his taxes, bankruptcies, pyramid schemes, “campaign” etc.? You might as well Hand him half the pay Checks in america and applaud as he lights them on fire.